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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 26, 2018.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Remember micro dots. They looked like the flint you get in clipper lighter. Potent as ****.
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 26, 2018
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  2. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Aww bless. X
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Talking about drugs I've got people trying to convince me to go to a rave in a couple of months.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'd recommend a gram of MDMA and some nice Kush for later in the morning <ok>
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 26, 2018
  5. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Go for it mate. I stll love early 90s rave. Best days of my life
     
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    Teessidemackem, Aug 26, 2018
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    When there was no escaping the low blues, heading your way and expected round about Wednesday...


     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> Classic

    She's probably working in a bank nowdays.

    Brings back memories that of all night raves and trying to get out of festival sites. Everything looks a shade of ****ed in the morning light.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    She's probably a headmistress in a posh girl's school, telling all the kids to just say no <laugh>



    Black guy's probably Old Bill...
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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  10. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Loving that mate <laugh> <applause>
     
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  11. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Deleted.... Big Ern beat me to that joke.
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Next time try dressing the oysters in lingerie.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 27, 2018
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh> funny ****er!
     
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  15. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    In the words of Big Ern.... A Cock a day keeps the frustration away.
     
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  16. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Don’t encourage him <whistle>
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No I left cos it turned utter shire...
     
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  18. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Uttershire.

    Is that near Cumbria?
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    **** off fatso
     
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    Commachio, Aug 28, 2018
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  20. Hoddle is a god

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    Is that a village in Uttershire?
     
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