Off Topic Old wives tales

I live amongst you. I've forgiven all of you for that

 

It only took you 12 hours for a comeback. Is that the best you could come up with

 

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Ah , The meal & Wine make it different

Didn't know you lived down here .

 

except I've been to bed, I didn't make 1 **** come-back foillowed by another poor attempt ten minutes later

10 mins later

 

Oh aye. Was your boyfriend beckoning you upstairs while you were on here.

Hows the ring sting this morn?

 

wow, you should be on stage, your material is gold.
Do you do 'your mum' gags too?

 

Chill out mate i believe you that your not Gay... Your boyfriend is though .

 

I've never needed to test that one, to be honest.

I'm naturally horny all the time, mate. Plus, I'm told I have the right tool (if you know what I mean, yeah?), and that I know all the right moves.

So, I can't really answer that one for you.

 

Are you Big Erns boyfriend?

 

HIAG prefers Blue Rinse Pussy.
He's even worse than Rooney.

 

What a bizarre thing to ask!

What a clown!

 

You want that to be true, Pix.

Unfortunately for you, it couldn't be more further from the truth.

 

Youve named yourself Rock god, your admittedly horny, you have moves, Erns bent at a 20 bob bit.
Sounds like a match made in heaven to be fair.

 

It’s northern humour

 

So it's already true then, I just want it to be truer ?

I think the fact you've admitted it is bad enough mate

 

Firstly, I am a rock god.

Secondly, Little Urn isn't my type.

Thirdly, I am not gay. I love flange far too much. Trust me.

 

Ah, thanks for letting me know.

I've never understood Northern humour.

 

pff, I'm everybody's type.

 

Sorry if I offended you, mate.

I always find it's best to let them down early. It's kinder, in the long run.