Off Topic Old wives tales

Or any truth in any off them.

Old fashioned remedies.

I sometimes get cramp (well I do work in the cold). So I'm 100% behind a glass off water with a **** load off salt.


Do oysters really work to make you a rampant sex god?

Does having another drink really cure a hangover?

If pissed on Pernod, if you drank a glass off water, did you get pissed again?

Fish tales or truth time

 

An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away

 

Exactly, but if you have 5 a day...apparently.

What a crock off ****.

 

I've heard that sniffing your next door neighbours wife's knickers is good for curing headaches.
Anybody tried that ?

 

Yeah, it doesn't work

 

Yeah still fun though eh ?

And if she catches you. You can always claim you were trying to cure your headache

 

Feck all that shyte.

 

It does if you throw it at his head hard enough.

 

Women's intuition

 

The having another drink thing , hair of the Dog works doesn’t it ?

 

kind of, it slows the metabolism of methanol down a bit, but it's not really a cure, more a temporary reprieve
however I don't think the original 'hair of the dog' does, as it's a rabies prevention method, personally I wouldn't fancy trying to take a hair from the tail of a rabid dog that bit me

 

The water and salt works .

If you want the real benefits though , it simply has to be Perrier , and top quality Sea Salt .

 

Fecks sake Comm i thought youd left our board to go onto bigger and better things

 

Oysters do nothing for me , except lower my bank balance .

 

he has, this is the premier league board, not the League 1 board.

 

Yeah like theres loads of footy chat on here isnt there.
The craic's painful

 

If you stick around , he might even read you some poetry

 

He’s buggered off again .

Probably making himself a Hot Chocolate for bed time , and getting the hot water bottle ready before he goes Night Night

 

Ive never known crack so painful since Big Ern shoved half his 2 inch kock up his boyfriends rectum.