Not much wiggle room there. In car driver's seat with elevated blood alcohol. Safe to say he's guilty. If he gets found not guilty it will be a load of bollox.
The thread title says drink driving not cycling. Anyway, most road cyclists should be dragged to the gutter and shot as a message to the rest of them. A little drastic maybe, but probably effective in the long run.
Not literally, Urn. It’s a turn of phrase, meaning I was laughing so hard that I “almost” pissed myself. In reality, I have never actually pissed myself whilst laughing, although I have come close, on occasions. I hope that clarifies any confusion.
