Maureen watch

I'll just have the summary, Jose is a miserable **** for 3 pages, HIAG Claims to be the owner of high end mechanically propelled vehicle, gets obliterated, Matth smashes his bedroom up.

 

Yeah pretty much. Tbh you could get the same info from any thread.
Start of this one was funny though, it was a classic **** up from HIAG, giving it the big un and then landing face first in a pile of his own ****.

 

I don't want Jose to go. United will never win Premier League or Champions League whilst they have that dusty volatile have-been

I want him to continue being mediocre and doing just enough to keep his job. Say finishing 6th every year for the next 20 years should be good enough to reach expectations of Utd these days.

 

I hope he stays too
His bitch comments are funny and you just know he's going to act like a right little tart this season.

 

Manchester United fear manager Jose Mourinho cannot be controlled after the Portuguese's long-term assistant Rui Faria left the club.
(Star)

 

You believe the daily star .

 

It fits my wum agenda to do so, Matth.

 

Like I’ve said a lot of times on here, Your fishing skills need working on.

 

Do you want me to put you back in the water, now, Matth?

 

Like with Spurs you mean.

 

You believe anyone and everyone on twatter including hacks from the daily star.

 

that just doesn't work as a put down...

should just have waited til Monday after we gift you 3 points at OT like we usually do

 

HIAG said Spurs will give us a footballing lesson on Monday.

 

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I think/hope they will thoroughly outplay you, but lose anyway.
Mourinho's interviews are awesome when that happens.

Like his "Black and Decker" speech when we were all over West Ham for 90 minutes and ended up with a draw.
Or the draw against Spurs when he coined the phrase "Park the bus".

 

Here we go, Mourinho denying a rift.
This was phase 4 of my step by step guide to a Jose implosion.....

First was the comments about signings, followed by falling out with a high profile person at the club, followed by fan grumblings, a denial of any problems from Jose, then ****ty results (of only one so far, but we are only 2 games in )
Wonder if it will continue.

The next thing will be Jose moaning about a great injustice on the pitch and getting in to trouble with the FA with a comment about an opposition player or individual. Spurs up next, wonder what it will be.......

 

He's tried that **** with Poch, in the past.

Poch blanked him.

 

Just need to throw in some abuse of a ball boy and somebody from the medical staff and you've got a bona fide Maureen meltdown on the cards

 

Just saw 6 seconds of the ****’s interview.

He represents everything I hate about PL football.

 

I think Hughes is gonna beat Maureen to his P45.