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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 22, 2018.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just like a Ferreo Roche sploshing down the U bend
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2018
  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    No need to wipe either. They don’t even touch the sides.

    Back on topic (snigger)
    Twix are boring as fuuuuuuuuck! They are a ****in biscuit!
     
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    Quesadaad, Aug 22, 2018
  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You just posted a pic of an orange club you raving ****ter.
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2018
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You drink 8 cans a day and your turds don't just slide out? <yikes>
     
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    Libby, Aug 22, 2018
  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nothing wrong with an orange club bruv.
     
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    Libby, Aug 22, 2018
  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2018
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If you like fingering mens bottoms.
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2018
  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The clues in the name. Club, its a manly thing..

    Not Ritter ****ing chocolate. Sounds like some tart from corrie.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 22, 2018
  9. PINKIE

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    Gay club ?

    Yeah admittedly Ritter Sport is a ****ing stupid name, but quality chocolate and cheap from Lidl too <ok>
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2018
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You seem to know more about that than me mate.

    Just eaten 3 caramel Rockys, 80p or something down the shop for a pack. Bargain.
     
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    Libby, Aug 22, 2018

  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm actually eating a chocolate finger as we speak, so I ain't digging that hole any deeper bro.
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2018
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Aug 22, 2018
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^^ Just re-read that. And I did <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2018
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'll be making a ****y thread saying I'm gonna stop, next.

    30 plus years on the piss. Don't think 8 more cans is gonna affect me.

    I still get up each day and hoy ton after ton about.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 22, 2018
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  15. Sweats

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    Lion bar.

    End of discussion.
     
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    Sweats, Aug 22, 2018
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Buys gay chocolate from the local pikey shop. Ffs pisk, eat some meat instead off quorn.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 22, 2018
  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Random, but just saw this pop up on the live post feed.

    Hi Sid

    Damian here. Aka Nordic. My number is 07867 360489, if I try to call/find you in the Frog n Toad. Hopefully see you in a bit

    Dare some **** to ring the number and pretend to be Sid.
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2018
  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Still sticking with Starbar. Nothing I've read has changed my mind.
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 22, 2018
  19. Commachio

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    Take note Piskie. Lion.. Sounds like a mans chocolate. Not like ur ****y Ritter sport. Sounds like a cr7 chocolate
     
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    Commachio, Aug 22, 2018
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Do people prefer Dairy Milk or Galaxy?

    Dairy Milk all the way for me.
     
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    Libby, Aug 22, 2018
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