Worst Places To Live In England

It's a long old haul mate. I keep meaning to go to a Plymouth game. Got a ticket for Chelsea v Cardiff though.

 

My mates got his own boozer there, green beret bar...you can probably guess most off his customers

 

Yeah I can imagine.

 

Its handy as he also does later tattoo removal. What could go wrong?

 

Bleddy whimp. It's only a couple of hundred miles for feck sake. Where exactly is the Green Beret Bar then?

 

It used to be called the Blue Oyster Bar

 

Oh er! That one...................

 

Southampton was settled by the Romans. Much of the old Norman walls, Bargate, and Saxon gate through which Henry V marched to Agincourt are still intact.

No history? ****sakes

 

****ing love Blackpool. My outlaws had a caravan near there for years. A wonderful place if you don’t mind being surrounded by the very roughest Scousers and Glaswegians, which I don’t cod I’m not a snob.

It’s like stepping back a hundred years. Love it.

 

No idea. You're the janner, you tell me.

 

Plymouth is on my list for the 92. We’ll make a day of it. I’ll bring bagels.

 

Cross dressers?

 

Bring vaseline...

 

I don’t **** on a first date

 

So I'd be wasting my money buying you a Bacardi Breezer and a bag of chips then?

 

Do they still sell Barcardi Breezers?

Watermelon please. Get it on the non-alcohol thread.

 

Don't bother, I'll bring pasties.

 

Erith...You know how Towns are twinned with other places to promite goodwill and trade?

Well Erith has a suicide pact with Calais!