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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> I wouldn’t let that ****ing blob anywhere near me.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just disappointed in you mate. I thought you had the balls to honour your bets.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    In fairness, I was pretty sure he wouldn't ... he's too insecure and despite all the bluster he really is the antithesis of ***** & giggles ... he is a prime example of a sore loser and it is telling that even those 'lads' that have some sympathy with his fragility have openly queried why anyone would ever contemplate a Bet 4 Bantz wager with him ... that is pretty damning to be fair . ..<wizard>
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Exactly, ‘don’t bet with HIAG coz he’ll welch it’

    Expecting these former allies to be announced as members of the pded soon.
     
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  5. Wish, lads!!

    I've got two lines going at once, here!!!

    I will need to get a bigger boat!!!!!
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    A bigger belt more like. <laugh>
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    What did you do two years ago?
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Dogging.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Oh for **** sake <doh>
     
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  11. I played with the rules a little bit, for ****s 'n' giggles, Quazzy. That's all, mate.

    And it sent Pixie into spasm.
     
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  12. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Please elaborate
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He welched a bet with me, because he admitted he couldn't cope with the piss taking.
     
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  14. It's a long story, Quazzy, full of rage and fury (from the 'Pede), but heaped with hilarity from us lads.

    What you've got to understand about me, is that I play to the gods. I am a ham actor with supreme comic timing.

    My baiting skills are legendary, mate.

    Follow me, and watch sap after sad sap snap at my juicy morsels. You'll learn all you need about wumming, by following me, son.

    Anyway, I digress...

    The wager.

    Yes.

    Let's just say that, a couple of years ago, I had a wager with Pixie, I lost, and I paid my dues - an avatar forfeiture.

    However, in true Master Wumster style, I bent the rules a little - purely for ****s 'n' giggles, and it sent the Pixie-pede into meltdown.

    You'll have noticed that they still haven't recovered from it.

    It was, quite possibly, the greatest wum stunt ever performed on this board.
     
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  15. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Too long, didn’t read
     
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  16. Sucky…

    Is that you?
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Summary: He welched my bet.
     
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  18. @Quesadaad

    Read my post and you will see this as an example of the supreme butt-hurt that I mentioned.

    That is, of course, if you are not Sucky in disguise on a wind up. And, if you are, I have been wummed.
     
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  19. Tobes

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    It’s me bruv.
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Its not you:bandit:
     
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