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The Name's Bond, Black Bond

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, Aug 10, 2018.

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Black Jimmy Bond?

  1. Aye

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  2. Naw

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  3. **** off, Gas, you racist bastard

    6 vote(s)
    54.5%
  1. gas

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    and gets tae shag loadsa fit burds <somersault>
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    An actor pretends to shag loadsa fit burds.
     
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I think, to bring the character into the 21st century, Bond should be pumping at least one shemale in each film. A sexy one, no' like the ones that hang around the public toilets at Silverknowes of a Friday night (apparently).
     
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    Think I would prefer seeing the shemale bumming the 'English' secret agent!
     
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    Shut it flid <grr>

    The most fun would be if they picked a brown skin muzzie to play the part. The Islamaphobes would go into full throttle melt down.

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss<party>
     
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    Ah just noticed the poll ffs <steam>

    Can you change **** off gas you racist bastard to **** off gas you ****** bastard please.

    Suggesting that I am racist is deeply hurtfull <cry>

    ftp
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Quran Of Solace
     
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    I didn’t like the roger Moore/Connery bonds. Pierce Brosnan and Timothy Dalton were good. New guy is pish.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Which is yer gay sons fave Hen?
     
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    Brosnan is still a fine looking man plus he likes chunky women <party>
     
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    I don’t have a gay son. Enjoy giving blowjobs at the weekend. Prîck.
     
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    Pop

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss<party>
     
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  14. Strange Nipples ST

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    Idris Elba has ruled himself out of becoming the new Bond so all you racists can put down your crayons. No need to write angry letters about political correctness gone mad to the Daily Mail now.
     
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    The 'new' Jason Bourne?
     
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    *Brown
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Danny Dyer to play Nelson Mandela in the Mandela story I'm hearing.

    Sure your darkies would have absolutely no issues with that.
     
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    Far too skinny!
     
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    James Bond is fictional ...
     
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