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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    E.T. Fairfax, Aug 17, 2018
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    What an absolute mess of humanity this **** is:

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 18, 2018
  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    After it has been announced that the club spent £1000 per month on plastic flowers
    Everything about them is plastic
    Having to advertise for away fans to make up the numbers <laugh>
    What's to say that the crowd they keep counting are not made up of blow up dolls
    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 18, 2018
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  4. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Because they dont make blow up dolls that ugly.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 18, 2018
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  5. Squint Eye

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    Sam
    Even on special customised orders?
     
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    Squint Eye, Aug 18, 2018
  6. Judge Death

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    U23s currently 3-0 up against their six fingered counterparts from down the road......
     
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  7. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    And now it's Haway 5-0 Part Deux :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Judge Death, Aug 20, 2018
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Toon fans can give a high 5 tonight
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 20, 2018
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Where are the 5underland fans t0night? <laugh>
     
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  10. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Alot of our under 23's are so bloody good they are in the 1st team at present :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Aug 20, 2018
  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I’ve seen Mackems **** themselves blind over U23 victories over us before... Mackem logic now kicks in with the ‘its not competitive football etc’ patter when it’s us handing them their arse.

    No matter how **** we are.....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 21, 2018
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  12. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Guess that’s one of the advantages of being in the NSIL. It means you can blood your younger players. One of Rafa’s major failings but one common to many Premiership managers.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 21, 2018
  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    It's not competitive football. And thanks for the return of our arse...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 21, 2018
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  14. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    You are very welcome - although we should probably clarify that the part being returned is in fact an elbow...
     
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  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Then you've been kissing the wrong bit...?!?!?
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 21, 2018
  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I heard it’s a big one in your case fella :)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 21, 2018
  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    It is fairly hefty, I admit...
     
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  18. Gordonthetoony

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    I've had a warm glow tonight seeing McLarens QPR lose for the 4th time in a row. 0-3 at home to Bristol City. Now bottom with a minus 11 goal diff. Looks like he's taking another team down. How does he keep getting jobs when he is absolutely crap.
     
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    Gordonthetoony, Aug 21, 2018
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm definitely glowing today or I will be soon. I'm in Paris where its expected to get to 30 degrees today...roasting
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 22, 2018
  20. Hugh Briss

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    I had a warm glow when I realised that the footballing giants of Sunderland & Sheffield Wednesday amassed a bumper crowd of 13, 890 for their titanic clash at the Stadium of Portugal the other night!

    :emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 22, 2018
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