5s the night. 1st time in over a year!

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Ypu'll be walking around tomorrow like YDRMDU has being sticking her dildo in your arse all night.

 

what diameter is it?

 

Use American Spirt baccy I used that before I gave up the hippy ****.

 

And grow a beard

 

am gony be so ****ed, am takin ma da's inhaler for backup. theres a chance a could die. all av done for the past year is drink and eat ****. the past month all av done is drink eat **** and sniffed a ****load of **** ching

 

You'll be ****ed after 5 mins.

Good luck wi that.

 

only plus side is, its friday 5s, a call them the globetrotters cos most a them are ****e, am usually the best player there. if was wednesday 5s a wud defo die cos am the worst on the park at wednesday 5s. semi-pro ****s turnin up, aye nae bother lads.

 

last time i played 5's i spewed after 10 mins. your ****ed <muir>

 

al just sit back, score the odd screamer

 

I bought one of these a year or so back, I feel like a wizard smoking pipe-weed:

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**** yer 10 characters <muir>

 

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**** you Dougie. Just because I get stoned wearing a fake beard and felt hat ya ****

 

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****s! I've not had a cough in over a year at least. ****ing suspicious when a **** who doesn't smoke is offshore with the black lung.

 

Just take some Billy and you'll be fine Nev

 

didnt want to start a new thread but this wee **** is the man

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Haha, I saw that on the BBC website the day Nev, the coppers and do-gooders were going ballistic over it. Would've been better if he jumped off at the end and got ran over by an 18 wheeler though.

 

probs got his hole after it

 

I dunno, he looked a bit of a bender with his long hair. Probably got penetrated with a traffic cone to keep it "street" stylee.

 

nah he's the top man. he just jumped onto a monvin bus from a bridge at lunchtime for a laff.