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    • What do you call an Indian choreographer?

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    Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "F*ck" or "F*cking" 506 times.

    That actually beats a record set by my Dad in 2003, trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together.
     
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    Man Utd fan walks into the travel agents... "Any nice mini breaks?"

    Travel Agent: "Can't beat Brighton this time of year."
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    Like that, coat hanger worth more than the shirt!! Scummers!! :)
     
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    I couldn't believe it earlier on when my son came home with a sofa and two armchairs that he'd been given.

    I've told him 1000 times not to accept suites from strangers
     
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