They say a moustache is for masking your inadequacies as a man. I'm not sure that's true. When utilised effectively, a moustache can be a man's best friend and ultimate weapon. Anyway, whats the best 'tache you've ever seen? For me, there is only one candidate; please log in to view this image I wonder how often that 'tache got him laid?
Ultimate weapon? Has anybody informed the Americans? All that money they wasted on the ill-fated "Star Wars" program. Eddie will be along shortly to inform us in detail about the Start Wars Program.
Actually the CIA have activated his mind control chip and he is no longer able to spread his conspiracy theories
Was over in america recently and some comedian was on the tv and said the following: Not all people with mustaches are *****s, but all *****s have a mustache Thought he had a point