I posted a joke but when I read it back it actually wasn’t funny(I know all my jokes are not funny)...
And yes No7 after I posted the sad news of a true legends passing I decided it was not time for jokes. Plus it was crap.
I'm just wondering . It's Barry Chuckles Funeral today . If he is being Buried , will they do " To Me , To You " with the Coffin ?
The little lad on the floor didn't look happy....nice that the girl was told by her Dad to help him up.
My daughter goes to school with a little tom boy who loves nothing more than playing football with the lads at break. It's really fun to watch, because she loves nothing more than running at them with the ball at her feet whereas all the lads are just cloggers and hoofers. She's proper talented, but so tiny. Had trails at Argyle, but I expect the next 12 months will be crucial for her. Dream or hobby........
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . . . . . . . Then finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed. She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks, 'I'll alter him.'
I love our NHS. Recently my wife, who has cancer, decided to tell me that she had been feeling a little breathless at times. She doesn’t like to burden me. With a flight to Spain looming, I talked her into seeing the GP, to see if it was a new problem or maybe a side effect of the heatwave. So, Aug 8th, we visit the GP to be told that my wife’s blood oxygen levels are low and “Based on this I cannot say you are fit to fly”. Bombshell!! We missed last year’s September holiday as my wife needed to restart chemo treatment, so we were both feeling very low. Our GP, phoned my wife’s consultant that day, then a few days later we get a phone call from a nurse who specialises in breathing disorders who has arranged an appointment with the consultant. Today my wife has spoken to the consultant and been given the all clear!! We feel so lucky to have a GP and oncologist consultant who care enough to go the extra mile to squeeze an appointment in at such short notice. I can almost taste that first pint of Mahou.
