The cafe is across a square ...right over , far right. You then pass a few shops, third Reich. It's nice , not nazi. The staff are tidy , and wear nets on their Herr. They are strict tho , they do not panzer to time wasters. I love their drinks , especially the juice. Heil have to go back. Especiallyfor this one waitress , I had lots of oral sex with her , oh the Goebbels.
Ice creams are for kids, ****ters and tarts. End of thread. Except for Tuna and Tarquin obviously (and any kids that are tuning in of course).
I'm surprised that it even got to 2 pages. It just goes to show the severe dearth of decent threads on this award winning forum. Embarrassing.
You're absolutely right there buddy. Then you get ****s like the non thread starting, non-jeans washer Brighton **** complaining about the quality of threads. ****s like him are a waste of ****in time on here.
I don't think you're the real ER. The real ER was a child abusing weirdo but he never swore and had a good grasp of English. A gentleman ***** so to speak.