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The #LUFC Breakfast Debate (Mon 13th Aug)

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Aug 13, 2018.

  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    I've seen you pick up full beer glasses with both hands at the same time...
     
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    Yeh, social media, Internet forums... all the same!
     
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    <laugh>.........amongst other things<whistle>
     
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    So we have a forum of lefties, how sinister. Explains a lot. I’m right handed... or normal as I prefer to call it. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Halpern and Coren took a list of the people who had recently died and contacted their families, asking whether or not their relative had been right- or left-handed. Looking at 2,000 cases, they saw that the average age at death of the left-handerswas about nine years younger than of the right-handers.
     
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    I save all my witty ripostes for this esteemed outlet.
     
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    How did the lefties vote in Brexit? did they all vote the same way, and are lefties more inclined for gaynesssss like Elland the hairdresser and Bucks the back end of a pantomine pushmepullyou <laugh>
     
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    We are special...:)
     
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    Bollox:tongue:
     
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    I'm a left-hander too. Known in Glasgow as a corry-fister, or being cack-handed. Is it just Glasgow that has odd names for our superior capability (<whistle>), or are there other colloquialisms for it out there too?
     
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  11. ellandback

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    I would have voted remain, but didn't think I needed to vote as I thought it was going to be a landslide in the remain camp, and b) Yer cheeky git...
     
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    Cack handed, heard that one before.<ok> FFS the way people go on about lefties, you'd think we had leprosy:grin:
     
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    Tom Cruise, Whoopi Goldberg, Paul McCartney, Oprah Winfrey, Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, Jennifer Lawrence, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie all have dominant left hands. Many deceased celebrities, like Marilyn Monroe, Kurt Cobain, and Jimi Hendrix were left-handed too. Maybe being left-handed is the secret to success!

    Many artistic representations of Satan depict him as left-handed! The man in red is said to baptize with his left hand while the Christian church's blessings are performed with the right hand. The Latin word for "left" is "sinister," which could also go into why nuns used to force children to write with their right hands even if they were left-handed.

    The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were left-handed. Research also shows that there is a correlation between left-handed people and delinquent behavior. Maybe there is some truth to the Devil being left-handed...

    St. Lawrence University conducted IQ tests among right- and left-handed people. The tests results concluded that there were more left-handed people with IQs over 140 than those individuals with dominant right hands. To prove it, Benjamin Franklin and Isaac Newton were lefties!
     
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    Don't believe everything you read about IQs, btw. There are many acknowledged IQ tests, but they all have different scoring ranges.

    MENSA in the UK use 2 predominant tests. The pass marks are 133 & 148 respectively (if I remember correctly). What that means is that you can score 140 on both tests, but only pass on one of them! Equally, you could pass by scoring 134 on the first, but fail on the second by scoring 147. Unbelievably, the IQ score you can then use is 147 - even though it's the one you failed with.

    Some people are just too clever for their own good. I blame the right-handed influence in MENSA :)
     
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    Having a dump on your hand doesnt show much intellect Jock (cack hand) <laugh> I am hoping that Bielsa is right handed or at worst ambidextrous.
     
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    This

     
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    me too
     
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    some other FAMOUS lefty's include david cameron maggie thatcher and of course not forgetting ADOLF HITLER.:emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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    Cack handed or more often caggy handed.
     
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