Goon Garbage

A new season is upon us, and already having a Mouser Watch and a Sulilvan and Gold comedy corner, I find myself following through after drinking 4 litres of claret. The diahorrea running down my left leg made me immediately think of l'arse, so please use this thread to discuss all things Woolwich.

 

Sterling scoring against them, says it all doesn't it?

 

They look like they’re gonna get a dry humping today, if it carries on like this,

 

No filly is going to get a dry humping from me tonight after 4 litres of Claret

 

Orange card for Socrates

 

L'arse are making Sterling look world class, are they the new Wet Spam?

 

Nearly man Mahrez, Cech was nowhere.

 

Arsenal will be hoping for some words of encouragement for the players from Emery at half time.
"Ooh, you are awful....but I like you" perhaps, based on that performance.

 

Beat me to it

 

Citeh should have put this to bed already, but getting sloppy - letting the Goons off the hook.

 

Allboomerang threatened the corner flag, but apart from that....

The Citeh bench looks like another 4 gears.

 

Fekking Stones is playing like a man possessed, WTF has happened?

 

0-2 even though Augero fekked up, bernardo silva, easy for Citeh.

 

2-0 City. Bring on this evenings entertainment my friends... Arsenal Fan TV!

 

They are looking like a good time girl without a pussy the new wet spam?

 

The Goons version of Sideshow Bob has done ok - but needs to work on his shooting

 

Serious question... wtf does Steve Bould do other than have his arse permanently glued to his dugout seat looking disinterested? I’m amazed he didn’t get the boot along with the blind professor. Not that I care!

 

Are Citeh and l'arse that boring, it feels like thus match has been going on for about 5 hours?

 

He only scores when he's off

 

That's the problem - they can't shift him