Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United

Unlucky moussa

 

Good football that. Deserved a goal. COYS

 

Great move there - great save by their keeper! Nearly a goal for Sissoko

 

Should be 3-1. Good save by Dubrovka, but Sissoko sliced the shot a bit with his weaker foot.

 

Another dangerous delivery by Aurier. Sanchez probably a bit too ambitious with the finish.

 

Aurier is not a defender, if we play him it should be further forward.

 

Dubrovka... pretty sure that’s a Polish vodka

 

That's a ridiculously late tackle by Joselu. No chance of getting the ball. Booked.

 

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Close, but no bison grass, whatever the **** that is.

 

Rondon replaces Joselu. ****.

 

I know. The missus is Polish. Just talking bollocks

 

More pinball and another save from Lloris. Shambolic defending on set-pieces today.

 

What's the betting that Rondon comes on to score against us - when he could have been on our bench!!

 

It was the first thing that I thought of when I heard his name!

 

I repeat! ^

 

Rondon looks like he has been nicking danny roses' mars bars

 

Fixed for you!

 

Lloris takes forever on a goal-kick, waves the defenders forward, then takes it when we've got nobody up there.
Had a great game today, so far, but that's just bizarre.

 

Rondon will show why we shoukd have sold Kane

 

Any chance of a sub? Moura's disappeared and he doesn't seem to suit the central role.
A few other candidates out there today, to be fair.