1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Site Running Slow - Solution

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Aug 31, 2011.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    Can everyone log out then count to 10 before logging back in, please?

    It'll fix the site.

    <ok>
     
    #1
    Tina_old, Aug 31, 2011
  2. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2011
    Messages:
    2,305
    Likes Received:
    2
    Can't be arsed.
     
    #2
    Welcome to the North, Aug 31, 2011
  3. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    7,355
    Likes Received:
    7
    Yeah everyone logging back in at once that will work <ok>
     
    #3
    Sam Axe, Aug 31, 2011
  4. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    19,124
    Likes Received:
    6,716
    Took 10minutes to log out <doh>

    Mick needs to get a bigger server, one the same as google use should do it <ok>
     
    #4
    gas, Aug 31, 2011
  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2011
    Messages:
    19,420
    Likes Received:
    9,251
    I think it's a conspiracy. Eddie is on to something so the CIA and MI5 are trying to shut this site down.
     
    #5
    SaintsForTheWin, Aug 31, 2011
  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    Some people count more quickly than others <doh>
     
    #6
    Tina_old, Aug 31, 2011

  7. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    7,355
    Likes Received:
    7
    FBI cyber division actually <ok>
     
    #7
    Sam Axe, Aug 31, 2011
  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    And Gambol can only count to 9!!
     
    #8
    RAVENBLACK, Aug 31, 2011
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    And Gambol can only count to 9!!
     
    #9
    RAVENBLACK, Aug 31, 2011
  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    Say it again?
     
    #10
    Tina_old, Aug 31, 2011
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,585
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    I really like how this site takes the piss by displaying "Posting Quick Reply - Please wait." I am waiting ya piece of ****.

    Mick, cut out the google api and analytics ****e, as well all that other rubbish you seem to have running. It's dragging the site down.

    It's a forum for FFS. All it needs is XHR calls to the sites own backend and **** all else.
     
    #11
    Gambol, Aug 31, 2011
  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    And Gambol can only count to 9!!
     
    #12
    RAVENBLACK, Aug 31, 2011
  13. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    eh?
     
    #13
    -jordan-, Aug 31, 2011
  14. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    11,325
    Likes Received:
    926
    Don't be logging in and out you arses, will make it worse.

    I'm trying a few things.
     
    #14
    Mick, Aug 31, 2011
  15. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    <laugh>Oops.
     
    #15
    Tina_old, Aug 31, 2011
  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    18,043
    Likes Received:
    1,423
    does anyone know what gambol can count too ?
     
    #16
    Hash., Aug 31, 2011
  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    It depends if he has his socks and shoes off or not.
     
    #17
    Tina_old, Aug 31, 2011
  18. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    9,192
    Likes Received:
    4,882
    1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9,10 <laugh>
     
    #18
    Tom_BCFC, Aug 31, 2011
  19. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    You've broke it now!!! <laugh>
     
    #19
    Tina_old, Aug 31, 2011
  20. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,378
    Likes Received:
    10,340
    Mick, if you want to raise cash to pay for a bigger server, you could set up a shop area where users could buy special privileges e.g.:

    £5 - donate symbol next to user name
    £50 - moderator status
    £100 - ability to ban other users
    £500 - ability to see and create tags
     
    #20
    stopmeandslapme, Aug 31, 2011
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page