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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Aug 31, 2011.

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Don't talk to me about constipation and the ****s... I got food poisoning off a dodgy bit of fried chicken, it took 3 months for the alternating constipation and ****s to settle down. I'd not go for 3 days then when the rock hard plug finally popped, there'd be a torrent of slurry behind it.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 31, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I had salmonella myself once, stomach cramps and ****ting every 15 minutes - but it only lasted a few days. If yours lasted a few months, it must have been a case of IBS which can be brought on by food poisoning.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 31, 2011
  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It wasn't "irritable bowel", it was "very ****ing angry on a gun rampage bowel".
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 31, 2011
  4. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    It bloddy was <ok>

    I have been very lucky in that way but I never win anything <grr>
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 31, 2011
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 31, 2011
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 31, 2011
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That tickled you, didn't it Gambol?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 31, 2011
  8. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Had kidney stones, I managed to pass them quite quickly though so not as bad as alot of have experienced.

    I suffer with bad knees like Ledley King & that is ****ing painful after abitof exercise or when the weather changes. I have to use crutches to get round the house in autumn <grr>
     
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    Bhoy From Brum, Sep 1, 2011
  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    That's not good at your age.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Sep 1, 2011
  10. Dave the Rave

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    I agree with the OP.... kidney stones is 1,000,000 times worse than child birth <ok>

    The worst pain I have suffered apart from kidney stones was when I broke my leg in two places, tore 2 cartilidges, tore my cruciate ligament and fractured my ankle... without being touched. I'm a bit clumsy but I never thought I'd see the day when my footballing career would be over after getting my studs stuck in the ground.

    Mental pain is far worse than physical pain <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 1, 2011

  11. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    Girvan gets his arse destroyed for being a sick bigot all his life, thanks karma.
     
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    eddieveeee, Sep 1, 2011
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