Off Topic Trouble At Mill up the Road

Im sorry, as Sunderland as I am ive got to say it, Mike Ashley is starting to really grow on me, he couldn't give a f*ck about them lot could he.

Cant take the credit for this but found it highly amusing.

 

It’s ok. We felt the same about Ellis Short.

 

As you said; "maybe"! We have a saying in my community (where chicks from the traditionally kept poultry are prone to be snatched by an occasional hawk) which goes like this: The prayer of the mother hen against a chick-hunting hawk is not always granted.
Keep on dreaming for a derby in league one; you may be granted one day. But with a different team than the one you would like or hope for!

 

Eh?

 

Yes Sir!

 

I think you need to go and have a lie down.

 

I admit my English is not good. There is a Swahili speaking among the lot of you. He will will elaborate further on what I meant.

 

It's a derby in the Championship he's on about you complete moron

 

I understand what you meant. It was just inaccurate and damn right stupid.

 

Exactly what I meant "Mr wiseman". Let me explain in my poor English. You will still be in league one next season and the one after; so how on earth can you have a derby in the Championship with the team playing in the Premier League?

 

You mean to tell me that you consider the lot of you have been already been promoted by virtue winning that one game?

 

Nope, just a little more optimism floating around than usual.

 

Because in his theory(which you were responding to) You get relegated and we go up you thick ****. Hence a derby in the Championship. You're the only person going on about people dreaming of derbies in League one which nobody is. You idiot. Hence people's confusion at you being such a stupid bellend.

 

I think we'll go up champions. Doesn't take much to work why it's also a common prediction amongst journalists and football experts. Would never expect a Mag to comprehend it though. All the inbreeding has lead to a geordie nation of thickies.

Not convinced you Mags will go down though, but then it wasn't my theory, try asking that person you idiot

 

A theory which is at best is a dream. It is like saying "if a pig could fly then it would fly faster than a hawk ". As someone long ago said: a bad theory is always punished by a practice.

As your fellow "wise-man" included a "maybe" in his theory; what did that mean? Or are you lot under a spell which makes all of you hallucinate?

 

A dream maybe, remains to be seen, but at least he makes ****ing sense

 

Double eh?

 

Same as it was commonly predicted that you will get out of the Championship at the first try (with a fair number among your lot calling it "easy-peasy").

 

Well; you always get it the end. It takes you lot a long while to understand, but one certain thing about you lot is that you always see and accept the reality in the end.

 

Not true at all