Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

That cheese room won't fill itself, you know.

 

Definitely.

For me, if Kane was given £200k a week, Eriksen has to be offered equal or just below as he’s just as important to us as Kane is, we’re arguably a lot worse off when Eriksen doesn’t play than we are when Kane doesn’t.

Alli I think maybe similar to what we initially offered Toby, around that £130k mark.

 

If i was a season ticket holder i'd be expecting some nice cheese to be left on my seat for the first game at THS

 

If there's any cheese on my seat, then you can have it...

 

edammit
#I'llgetmecoat

 

You're too kind. Let me know and i'll send you the address. Customs might be an issue but if i explain it's Spurs cheese that was left outside on a seat for a few hours before being sent across the Atlantic i'm sure they'll be fine with it

 

Trump Cheese Tariff. He's building a wall of cheese and you're paying for it.

 

I've seen the price of cheese over here, i don't doubt this.

 

sounds grated
#I'llgetmecoat

 

I should clarify. Decent cheese.

 

well, I for one find it difficult to
brie lieve

#stillgettingmecoat

 

Do you prefer your cheese in a can or in individually wrapped slices?

 

Not had the can stuff. The wrapped slices make me feel sick just thinking about it. My wife eats those

 

he Gouda not care less
#cantfindmecoatbutstilllooking

 

Not really on topic, but it continues the cheese theme, so I'm going to post it here anyway.
I heard a Man Utd fan moaning about their style of football the other day and he started referring to his team as Red Leicester!
I wonder when Mourinho will walk?

 

Maybe he’s building the wall in Brie-cks?

 

One thing to consider is where our transfer targets ended up

Tanguy Ndombele - transferred from Amiens when Lyon activated the clause to make his loan permanent
Bryan Cristante - signed for Atalanta and was promptly loaned to Roma
Ante Rebic - had already agreed to join Eintracht Frankfurt so that was never going to happen
Jean-Michael Seri - joined Fulham
Filip Benkovic - joined Leicester
Alassane Plea - joined A German Team
Issa Diop - joined West Scam
Mateo Kovacic - loaned to Chelsea (albeit with no option to buy)
Anthony Martial - still at Expensive Stoke*
Jack Grealish - still at Villa*
Matthijs de Ligt - still at Ajax*
Benjamin Pavard - still at Stuttgart*
Adrien Rabiot - still at PSG*
Christian Pulisic - still at Dortmund*
Marcelo Brozovic - still at Inter*
Stanislav Lobotka - still at Celta*
Sander Berge - still at Genk*
Approximately eighteen Turkish players - still in Turkey, just like the dozens we've been linked to before

While the top half of the list does look bad, albeit the possibility of going back for Ndombele next summer is a real possibility, the interesting part is the players who are (at least at the time of writing) still in situ. At the time of writing it's certainly possible to go back for several of our reported targets, either for a January arrival or even a land grab for next summer, and it wouldn't surprise me if we attempted to secure Ndombele and De Ligt in this way (as long as that remains a possibility come September, that is)

 

You left Modric and Bale off the list........

 

As well as...

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Pretty much all cheese in US grocery stores is dreadful, so think twice before you turn it down