Deadline day thread

Pretty sure that whole ‘link’ is just another Matth pulling names from a tombola. With five hours to go it just sounds a lot to do logistically to get it all done. Can Prem clubs still loan players after this?

 

I'm not sure if they can tbh. Jose must be spitting nails.

 

He’s desperate to be sacked. When he starts looking like Tom Hanks in Cast Away you know he’s not arsed.

 

Speaking of which, rumours floating that United are in a last ditch effort to sign Wilson

 

Happy that the window is closing before the season starts. But I’d like to see it close at 11pm instead of 5pm as the late night drama is always a bit of fun.

Also bit gutted we’re not going to see ‘Arry hanging out of the window of his Range Rover, telling us he could of signed Messi.

 

I'm a bit gutted that we're not gonna see 'Arry flattened by a double decker bus but we can't all have what we want.

 

Spurs are going to re-sign Wilson Palacios.

But not his brother, obviously.

 

I'm looking forward to seeing all our new signings in action on Saturday.

 

Great mate, sounds like you’re having a good holiday

 

Ed Woodward has to be the worst CEO of all time.

What a prat.

That type of nigga be paying £4.50 for a £3 meal deal from Tesco then drop it all over the car park on his way to the car.

 

You need to bring back ‘Arry mate. He would be hustling to get you Messi, Ronaldo, Bale, Mbappe and Neymar as we speak.

 

That would've been triffic!

 

@Hoddle Is A God assures is that Bale will be signing for spurs this window.

Expect a 4:59pm blockbuster announcement......

 

They're all just celebrating out of screen, mate. You can also see Grealish warming up on the right hand side.

 

Wonder if Alderweireld will still be worth £10m and his ‘legs gone’ at the end of the window. Or whether he’ll revert back to being a £75m best CB in the PL again ?

@Hoddle Is A God

 

Looks suspiciously like their trophy cabinet

 

In all seriousness poch will be livid that the board clearly don't back him.