Rangers v Celtic

What would someone from Ayrshire know about actual shops? Do you not barter eggs or exchange your children for a goat at some farmer's market?

 

Affluent Rangers fans watched their club die iirc

 

Oooft Haymaker!!!

 

Looking forward to page 1989

great year.

Anyone else here born that year?

 

Aye stone.

pmsl

 

And they can shoot grouse, too.

 

Yep

 

Who?

 

My earliest memory at 2 months old,lying in my cradle and my da playing the Stone Roses.

 

Did he beat them?

 

Arzani to sign for Celtic later today, apparently.

Rangers set to sign their 900th player of the transfer window later today, apparently.

 

Mrs Dev was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me right now!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained,


"The egg timer's broken."

 

Some people get him and Kouassi mixed up.

They don't know their Arzani from their Eboue.

 

**** off.

 

Arzani would mean no Roberts.

Boo.

 

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you to come in today, so here's a tip.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house."

 

This is brilliant

 

Must have been Well Hung Chow!

@monacoger