Worst pain

Not think about you, more **** off obssessively. Blame ER. He sent me photies he claimed were of you.

 

That old **** couldn't keep anything to himself

 

I thought those photos were ER in drag.

I ****ed to them anyway

He's got a nice arse for an old bloke

 

He's my uncle

 

Ah, the hell with it. They are nice photies.

 

I think I've had that, "****ing headache" I called it, only lasted a couple of hours though.

 

They were tastefully done

 

Didnae do too good a job of hiding the baws right enough.

On second thoughts, maybe the pics were Tina.........

 

Was there just the single baw hair? Then it was definitely Tina

 

Was that a baw hair?

I thought she was having a tapeworm removed from her silky nutsack.

 

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Not bad.

 

Whether knockin one out solo or bangin yer missus can trigger it. The severe headache can last from several minutes to a couple of days.

I was having them regularly for several months then it stopped.

Alcohol helps.

 

I hate weird pains like that, always worry it's a sign there's something seriously wrong. Alcohol sure helps take away the worrying.

 

severe constipation is no fun

 

Don't worry. I turned out alright.

 

Either is the total opposite

 

i'd take a bad case of the trots over constipation every day of the week.

 

I've never has the later so all I can do is comment on the trots

 

That must have been uncomfortable.

 

never had constipation? bloody hell..have you ever thought about doing the lotto