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If you could sign one player from another Premier club.....

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Flappy Flanagan (JK), Aug 31, 2011.

  1. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    To do your general house hold chores, like laundry, ironing, hoovering, cleaning the toilet etc, who would you sign?


    A year ago I would have said Gary Neville with out hesitation.

    Now I'm leaning towards Torres....
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Aug 31, 2011
  2. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    John Terry, and I'd hang plenty of pictures of his wife around the house.
     
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    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Ashley Cole.
     
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  4. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    There's a theme starting here haha
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Aug 31, 2011
  5. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    Wojciech Szczesny - I like his name
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Mario Ballotelli, just to watch him try put his Maid's bib on.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Nani - Purely to use as a ****ing punchbag.
     
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  8. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    John Terry.

    I'd invite over people of various minorities all the time and make him serve them.
     
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    I wouldn't be letting John Terry anywhere near my wife thanks. Although to be fair, the wife likes a bit of intelligence and charm so he's out ;-)
     
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  10. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    If that's true, why is she with you?

    ZING!
     
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  11. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Falliani could get all the cobwebs down from the ceiling.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sure you were on the old 606. Whereabouts in Warrington? Not too specific obviously!
     
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  13. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    Ahhhh... Warrington... the place where I spent many hours in an Asda parking lot inside an Austin Rover Maestro as a kid... ahhhh.... memories...

    Was macro in Warrington too? All I remember of Warrington is that shopping centre... mum used to spend hours in there.
     
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  14. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Yeah that was luxury...always preferred that to a day at Runcorns Shopping City :D


    On topic....Silva for me....class act and just looks like he enjoys the game <ok>
     
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  15. Henducas

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    can we haev a manager as well?
    for players im leaning towards torres
     
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  16. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Why not.

    I'd love to see Martin O'Neill doing my ironing (but he's not n the Prem atm).

    Fergie scubbing the toilet!
     
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    antidistinctlyminty (ADM) Active Member

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    El hadj diouf would be good at spitting at things and then polishing them while telling me how great he is
     
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    Wayne Rooney, so I could put him in a derelict house lock all the doors and then knock it down with a bulldozer.
     
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  19. Milk Milk

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    I'm always losing things- it would be nice to have someone like Wenger be able to find my keys- he has such keen eyesight. Fergie could watch the clock for me and give me an extra few minute when I'm late somewhere. Ashley Cole could keep my cell phone safe for me- and of course Rafael Da Silva can cook hot dogs for me.
     
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  20. Dark Helmet

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    :grin: love that.
     
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