Toby Alderweireld

The fun was over as soon as you started posting, Derek. It always is. Enjoy having another tantrum, though.

 

You know there's a slot going for a new Chuckle Brother mate? I was gonna recommend HIAG but you probably fit the bill too.

 

Whereas you just go for a dip.

 

Your humour knows no bounds, Terrence.

 

Back to the politics thread lads off you go, there's some leave voters to patronise.

 

Why pass the ball to the wrong place. Seems a bit stupid to me

 

I don’t see what being the main man has got to do with it. Agüero’s a world class striker who Argentina needed to do the business against Croatia, yet he didn’t, just as Kane didn’t against them.

It’s too selective to suggest where players turn up, you can list as many times Harry didn’t turn up for us, we could list just as many times he did.

Ultimately Agüero being in a better side allows him to produce more frequently on the big stages. Kane can only work with what’s around him and yet he delivers on a more consistent basis than any other striker in the Prem.

 

Is it me or do Tel and Nsis fall out virtually every day?

 

It's ok, I can multitask and patronise you as well.

 

Poor Harry has to work with what's around him boo hoo.

Why has Vardy won a league title and Kane hasn't?

 

Why don't you do 3 things and take up acid snorkelling?

 

Because Leicester performed better than every side in the Premier League that season, hardly rocket science is it?

 

This lot crack me up, they slag off Kane as he’s a Spurs player, yet if he was up for sale their clubs would all be tripping over themselves to sign him.

 

Playing with Messi made it harder for poor Kun, apparently.

 

He's easy to rattle mate. It's a hollow victory.

 

Because that would be moronic and I leave that kind of thing to you.

 

He is up for sale. Every Spurs player is.

 

Don't think we could afford him tbh mate.