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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm surprised you can spell Carling correctly <laugh>
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    So I’ve self diagnosed through google the issue with my leg/knee/ass (no jokes people, it’s too obvious).

    I think hamstring tendonitis is what I have.
     
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  3. lfcpower

    lfcpower Well-Known Member

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    Try some self-massage on the affected leg
     
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  4. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    that's probably what started it off :bandit:
     
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  5. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    #nosympathypost
     
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  6. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    ''Oo you are awful, but I like you'' ... :bandit:
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    And that's what he said whilst doing the self massage.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I feel like it's time to change my name again but a little uninspired.

    I've gone through all the James Bond titles, movies in general, famous books, musical theatre... Anagrams of "Derek Asamoah" and just general random whatever came to mind. Any idea of a new theme for name changes?

    Of course I have to wait 24 hours now because in a fit of madness I just changed it to Milk Panama Milk Panama.
     
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  9. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    How about foreign phrases using foreign words for 'milk' - e.g. j'aime le lait.
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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  11. saintanton

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    Think you've milked it for all it's worth.
     
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  12. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    It's spelt "****s" mate
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Getting a bit cheesy now.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    You could go for a real change and just stick with 'Milk'
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've done that.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    La creme de la lait
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Milk, Milk, Lemomade...
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I told you that day 1.

    :)

    rest and physio needed.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Less of that ****ing **** <grr>
     
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    #foolproof
     
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