Off Topic New Look For My Band?

I bet the bar tab cost a fricking fortune, too!

I published a chapter in a legal book, a few years back, and we had the launch party at The Ritz. Bottles of £50 champers were more than £500! Bottled beers were a tenner ffs! This was back in 1992.

 

You seem a lot funnier the last few days since I've logged back on. I'll give you that.

 

No, we were drinking beer and wine so it wasn’t extortionate. We weren’t there to be flash and drink over priced champagne, just some introductions to see if we could help each other out with business.

 

That's the spirit, mate!

Hey, remember this...

 

I didn't pay anything - it was covered by the publisher.

But I do remember thinking, "Sweet Lord! That's utterly ridiculous pricing! How do they get away with it!"

It's daylight robbery.

 

I didn’t say you paid for it.

They get away with it because some people like to brag about how much it cost.

 

Really?

I assumed it was simply taking advantage of the fact that rich Arabs and other foreigners would rather stay in Park Lane or Mayfair than in some Premier Inn in Lewisham.

 

How much money does this band get paid?

 

No.

 

Fat boy Fat.

 

Unfortunately you’re full of ****.

 

Photoshop works

... give it a rest Quents ... your bullshit got well and truly spread over the not606 rose garden in Wizardgate ... nobody buying your myths now son ...

 

I never discuss finances, Commie.

 

... roughly translated... nowt ... they might even pay the venue

 

Oh, we get paid, Bambs!

In fact, we’re one of the better paid bands on the circuit.

Talent comes at a cost.

 

In Dorset ... a free snakebite and a Greggs voucher... why are we all thinking that your mates gave theirs to you?

 

Title Quentin ... title ..Lip Up Fatty

 

Lads! Bambi is going off like a fire cracker display on Chinese New Year’s Day!

All I did was light the fuse!

 

The Wide Stripes would be a good name

 

It’s around £250- 300 quid a gig plus all the adoring blue rinsed pussy you can handle.