Off Topic New Look For My Band?

To be fair he hoys over 100kg around 24/7.

 

Ha true. Must be fit as ****..





Or blowing out off his arse.

 

This thread hasn't gone to well for dynamo Les.

 

Massive difference between HiaG toying with weights in a Gym and someone that physically moves weight around as a living. Toning don't even come into it, because if you don't know how to lift and hold that weight right you are fooked, hence why most body builders are fooking useless at grafting.

 

That my friend is so true. Some massive ****s work there. Lazy useless oversized ****s.

 

Do you even lift bro

 

Who hiag? I very much doubt it

 

Well, when I tell you that I can rep out on 120kg on the bench, you'll probably understand just what kind of beast you're dealing with, here, Commie.

 

Pressing 120kg is a normal daily occurrence for your gut....now shut the fook up

 

I’ve seen pics of you.

 

See this is what makes you an utter cheb.

I'd give you one day in my job. As @brb says .size ain't the issue. But I've seen loads off lard arsed get the boot in my short time there.

 

Those are old pics.

I could show you ones that pre-date to my University days when I used to be a fairly decent athlete, with a 46in chest and 32in waist.

What would that prove, though, Stan?

 

My family is full of bricklayers, sparkies, and plumbers.

I was labouring for my uncle when I was 14, getting paid £50 a day in cash. I was carrying hods of bricks up ladders, when I was 15, digging footings, and mixing cement by shovel.

Why is that you blokes who hump and lump all day seem to think that only you are nails?

It always makes me laugh, Commie.

 

You are talking 40 plus years ago mate.

It's no shame. I couldn't do your job. So all is fair.

 

That you haven’t always been a fat ****?

 

As much as I hate to admit it, you're right.

Still, there is some conditioning left in the body.

I am not your typical softy professional. Even at 55.

 

Life is a rollercoaster ride, Stan.

 

There's no shame mate. We are all different .

Like brb hit on earlier , you could be a body builder and struggle.

Your problem is, you brag to much. You'd probably be ok if you didnt

 

Change your perspective on what I write and know that I write most of my stuff very much with tongue in cheek. View it as banter, and you'll view what I write differently, Commie.

 

I once had a random boozy session at the May Fair hotel with a bunch of friends and the guy who wrote “Life Is A Rollercoaster”. Very interesting guy, made a fricking fortune.