Worst pain

Done the banjo thing as well, but I go with the OP, it's kidney stones. The first time I had them there was an ambulance strike, and I got picked up in a Green Army Red Cross metal box. Although I was in a lot of pain I just thought, why the **** can't they get something better for our soldiers.

Anyway, after 2 days in hospital, plus the guy with his fingers up my arese checking the prostrate, I was given a little colander to piss through, and lo and behold, I gave birth to my first stone. So friggin small, but a humungus amount of pain.

Santos remains a fecking arsehole.

 

Biting into a frozen toblerone.

Worse pain than giving birth. FACT.

 

Is that like a Mitre ball?

Evil orange bastards those were, especially in winter. Getting one of them fired at you full pelt was like being hit by an exocet missile!

 

O'Neills balls are harder than footballs (or soccer balls for our Yank friends)

 

<stwasshiteatfootball>

 

Not many things have happened to me though. Only other painful this was probably dislocating my shoulder playing American Football. It was more the after pain rather than the dislocation. It ****ed up all the muscles round the joint.

I was thinking of saying that then thought against it

 

He strikes me as more of a badminton player.

 

You know Martin well?

 

Martin O'Neill? Respect.

 

Most people strike you. You have that kind of face.

 

http://www.oneills.com/

O'Neills Sports, smart arses

 

Tina's only ever been shagged doggy-style.

 

So I like a little pain. Sue me.

 

ST's got skelfs in his willy from getting a little too intimate with trees.

 

I would have thought of STD and Toby as synchronised swimmers in matching fluorescent turquoise speedos.

 

It was the only way I could scrape your fanny batter off my knob!

 

Do you?

Whatever gets you through the day old fella.

 

Feel the love

 

Where as you insist on eye to eye contact when getting pumped up your spout.