Rangers v Celtic

he is tall, 5' 7", the **** towers over me.

 

Yes apparently they had to provide a little ladder so as he could climb into the wheelchair in Born on the 12th of July.

 

Barisic has been left out the squad for Osijek's game tonight. Could he be hitchhiking to Glasgow?

 

Lots of movie stars were small, Alan Ladd, Audie Murphy and Bogey just to name three.

 

He'll probably get stabbed.

 

Jimmy Stewart wisne.

 

True. Or raped.

 

In light of aberdeen's stormer of an equaliser and subsequent (yet anticipated) meltdown by all and hundry..........

......i have decided to not ban anyone for lack of true level bantz

 

Or Chuck Heston.

 

Or Clint Eastwood



On another note, some bloke with a guitar called Santana was playing along the coast this weekend or maybe it is next weekend. Apparently quite famous, I've heard of him but couldn't name any of his songs although I suppose I might have heard them before. FTP

 

You've never heard of Santana?

He delivers presents to kids at Christmas.

 

He screened Scottish football too a few seasons back.

 

They are quite a big band all the same,

• Carlos Santana – lead guitar, vocals, percussion (1966–present)
• Benny Rietveld – bass (1990–1992, 1997–present)
• Karl Perazzo – percussion (1991–present)
• Tony Lindsay – vocals (1991, 1995–2003, 2012–present)
• Andy Vargas – vocals (2000–present)
• Bill Ortiz – trumpet (2000–present)
• Jeff Cressman – trombone (2000–present)
• Tommy Anthony – rhythm guitar, vocals (2005–present)
• David K. Mathews – keyboards (2011–present)
• Paoli Mejías – percussion (2013–present)
• Cindy Blackman Santana – drums (2015–present)
• Ray Greene – vocals (2016–present)
• Former members
  • Marcus Malone – percussion (1967–1969)
  • Tom Fraser – guitars (1966–1967)
  • Gus Rodriguez – bass (1966–1967)
  • Rod Harper – drums (1966–1967)
  • Bob Livingston – drums (1967–69)
  • Francisco Aguabella – percussion (1969–1971; died 2010)
  • Tom Rutley – bass (1971–1972)
  • Buddy Miles – drums, percussion (1971, 1972), vocals, guitar (1986, 1987; died 2008)
  • Pete Escovedo – percussion (1971, 1977–1979)
  • Coke Escovedo – percussion (1971–1972; died 1985)
  • Rico Reyes – percussion (1970–1972)
  • Victor Pantoja – percussion (1971)
  • Tom Coster – keyboards (1972–1978, 1983–1984)
  • Armando Peraza – percussion (1972–1976, 1977–1990; died 2014)
  • Richard Kermode – keyboards (1972–1973; died 1996)
  • Doug Rauch – bass (1972–1974; died 1979)
  • James "Mingo" Lewis – percussion (1972–1973)
  • Leon Thomas – vocals (1973; died 1999)
  • Leon "Ndugu" Chancler – drums (1974–1976, 1988)
  • Leon Patillo – vocals (1974–1975, 1976)
  • Jules Broussard – saxophone (1974–1975)
  • Greg Walker – vocals (1975–1976, 1976–1979, 1983–1985)
  • Raul Rekow – percussion (1976–2013; died 2015)
  • Gaylord Birch – drums (1976, 1991; died 1996)
  • Graham Lear – drums (1976–1983, 1985–1987)
  • Luther Rabb – vocals (1976; died 2006)
  • Joel Badie – vocals (1976)
  • Byron Miller – bass (1976)
  • Pablo Telez – bass (1976–1977)
  • David Margen – bass (1977–1982)
  • Chris Solberg – guitars (1978–1980)
  • Chris Rhyne – keyboards (1978–1979)
  • Russell Tubbs – flute (1978)
  • Alex Ligertwood – vocals (1979–1983, 1984–1985, 1987, 1989–1991, 1992–1994)
  • Alan Pasqua – keyboards (1979–1980)
  • Orestes Vilató – percussion (1980–1987)
  • Richard Baker – keyboards (1980–1982)
  • Chester D. Thompson – keyboards (1983–2009)
  • Keith Jones – bass (1983–1984, 1989)
  • David Sancious – keyboards (1984)
  • Chester C. Thompson – drums (1984)
  • Alphonso Johnson – bass (1985–1989, 1992)
  • Sterling Crew – keyboards (1986)
  • Walfredo Reyes – drums (1989–1991, 1992–1993)
  • Billy Johnson – drums (1991, 1994, 2000–2001)
  • Myron Dove – rhythm guitar, piccolo bass (1992–1996, 2003–2005)
  • Vorriece Cooper – vocals (1992–1993)
  • Oran Coltrane – saxophone (1992)
  • Rodney Holmes – drums (1993–1994, 1997–2000)
  • Tommie Bradford – drums (1994)
  • Curtis Salgado – vocals, harmonica (1995)
  • Horacio "El Negro" Hernandez – drums (1997)
  • Ricky Wellman – drums (1997)
  • Dennis Chambers – drums (2002–2013)
  • Freddie Ravel – keyboards (2009–2010)
  • José "Pepe" Jimenez – drums (2014–2015)
  • Christopher A. Scott – bass, vocals (2002–2005)

 

^^^^ far better joke than Dev's ****e attempt

 

At least I knew who he was

 

Which part of me typing, "I've heard of him" didn't you understand?

 

He played at Woodstock ffs Iain, you heard of that?

 

Huns in for a tough time all season.

Put that in yer smike and pope it.

 

Madstock was far better iirc