... you are my number 1 skirt wearing pen friend... would be impolite not to respond to your apparent interest ...
Haha I feel sorry for Dev. He obviously doesn't know flossy. Poor **** will hang himself soon, just to escape his misery.
I'm willing to bet that I'm actually the closest thing you have to a friend if your archaic patter is any indicator. In my experience the people who constantly refer to "skirts" (as opposed to kilts) and "the Scotch", and other such perversions of actual wit are simple-minded dullards who display no signs whatsoever of their own failings, oblivious that they are humour vacuums, and the only people who think they are funny is themselves. Nothing you say concerns me, offends me nor upsets me, however you clearly are of a mind that it does, and are intent on showing everyone who has the misfortune of reading your cack that you tick all the boxes I have added. George Carlin said "Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience". Plenty of people on here seem to have taken that onboard - hence their reticence to even engage with you. I'm a trier though, I try to see positives in everyone but I'm afraid you are a lost cause, a genuine cretin who likes the sound of his own voice even though no one else does, so I'll bow out now and let you have the last word because by damn we ALL know you can't resist. ps this may not actually be my last word, because that seems to be a fluid concept in the sad, lonely, humourless existence of yours
Haha fosse won't be outdone by that long winded post. Expect at least a 8000 word reply. None of which will make any sense.
Sitting in 38c mate ... he can **** right off if he thinks I'm even gonna read that novel, let alone bother replying ... only if her skirt was blowing up like Marilyn Monroe's and had the same apparatus underneath
I've asked you the same question twice and i'm still waiting on an answer.. which you won't give. Anything to avoid having to back up your ludicrous opinions it looks like.
Sorry, didn't realise you hung on my every word, or that you don't understand how to use google, so here's a link, you can pick whichever one of the 131,000,000 results you prefer. https://www.google.com/search?q=Scottish football is a joke&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab
So you've nothing to back up your point, you're just being a mouthy fool for the sake of saying something or for the sake of trying to look edgy? That's pretty much what I've said all along so thanks for clarifying what I already knew, but If I want to hear the rantings of someone clearly ignorant in Scottish football matters I can listen to Talk Sport, they may be idiots but they are at least well paid idiots, you're just an amateur who is content to talk like a twat for free.
ahahahahah, coming from a wannabe IRA dick who hangs around in GC talking about peoples mum's pussies. You really are a sad sack, go back to GC where your limited intelligence makes you look smart, as even Fosse has pwned you completely here.
Wanabee IRA dick? Maybe you could enlighten me further? I could do with a good old laugh cause **** knows you and Fosse are about as funny as a boot in the baws with a diver's boot. As for Fosse pwning me
