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Off Topic **** thread.....killer

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 3, 2018.

  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Was being driven to a resort by our spanish dogsbody Manolo, when we passed an injured pigeon at the side of the road. he stopped the car and gingerly picked it up, bought it into the car and placed it carefully in the opened glovebox. 'what a nice man', I thought, just then it started flapping it's wings and going a bit mad, so he grabbed it and wrung it's neck, looked at me licking his lips and said 'dinner'.
     
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  2. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    when I worked in Newham Council in Stratford Library there was a mad **** of a manager who lived out in the sticks who delighted in telling us how she used to eat road kill...she'd stop and scrap up squirrels, birds, badgers and all kinds of ****, take them home and cook them.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The one in West Ham ?
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    lols, I had a pikey mate who used to do that with hedgehogs.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    If you hit a pheasant or deer in your car it's illegal to pick it up and take it home to cook.

    If you are in the car behind and pick it up its perfectly legal.

    I have eaten road kill pheasant it was a bit tough.
     
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  6. remembercolinlee

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    a meal and a tooth pick in one <laugh>
     
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  7. Solid Air 2

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    me too ( Rat Bikers provided the snap ) but one advantage is at least you dont bite down on a bit of shot .
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Killed a few Islamic extremists. Some of them were even armed. Killed my first wife and my second. Going for a triple threat but this one is surprisingly tenacious .

    Killed a car once, with an AT 4. Can't confirm the casualty count on that one though.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Lost count on the number of dogs I've flattened . Too many.

    ****ing vermin Street dogs.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    FTFY
     
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  11. Stan

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    Why do that?
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    What does it even mean?
     
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  13. Stan

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    That he’s an insecure twat.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I've no idea what it means, so dunkins post means nowt to me
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Got it. He changed my post. Whoopee. Very good.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    <party>
     
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    So ?

    They are just as bad as you bunch or murderous Fu&&ing scum !
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    That's a bit strong mate .
     
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  19. Number 1 Jasper

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    .
     
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Yes DD . You are correct .

    Apologies ( Almost ) All .
     
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