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  1. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    as if your physiology would be effected by consuming a mere sweet <laugh>
    PS 1 wicket already
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I just hope it's not a sexually transmitted computer virus.
     
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  3. Zanjinho

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    Because I felt so **** yesterday, I thought I should take it steady with what I choose to eat today. Opted for a bowl of Oxtail soup. Now obviously, you can't have Oxtail soup without pepper. However, you can have too much pepper. **** me, my mouth is on fire! And this comes from someone that can eat vindaloo like ice cream!!!
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Alexa started playing music randomly (misheard what we were telling her). Anyhow Frank Sinatra came on; my youngest daughter says "this is horrible who is it". I said "it's Frank Sinatra, he's probably one of the most famous vocalist of all time".

    She turned and looked me in the eye and said "I've never heard of him. Taylor Swift is the most famous singer of all time"

    <laugh>
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Kids, eh?
    Mind you, I think Frankie was ****in' awful too.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Depends on the song. Some of it is pretty bad, the one that came on I didn't recognise and was rather tuneless, but some of it I like. "Something Stupid" is one of my all-time favourite songs... Although I think Raul Malo did a better version of that.
     
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  8. Zanjinho

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    Mine would say Ed Sheeran
     
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    Evening all!

    Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
     
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  10. organic red

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    That would be RHC, offer him a pint of piss and he's anyone's :emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    brilliant character
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Isnt mintoes the language mito speaks?
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    koalatea pun work there.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Don't know... But that sometimes gives me diarrhea too. <ok>



    <sorry>
     
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    Bloody Yank.
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Damn Barry chuckle has died. Sad times that. Used to love a bit of chucklevision as a kid
     
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    To me ...
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    What the **** is that? <grr>
     
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    It's spelt "****s" mate
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Its what you get if you drink Carling.<ok>
     
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