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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What is the worst pain you have ever experienced?

    For me it has to be kidney stones, thought I was dying and that something was about to burst out of my guts like in Alien. Pain lasted for 2 days then................... nothing. Nada, Zip, Nish, Nowt. As if it had never happened. Must have pissed the fecker out eventually.

    And paper cuts count by the way.
     
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    GroveRanger, Aug 31, 2011
  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Taking an O'Neills GAA ball to the gonads full whack. There is no pain like it
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 31, 2011
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Abcessed gum after getting a wisdom tooth out.
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    Reading ER's glabbery rants on here.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tina invents new word.
     
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  6. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Standing on a plug.

    <ok>
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    You obviously have not enjoyed an evening with STD and Toby.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 31, 2011
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Similar. Abcessed gum before having eye tooth taken out. Other time was when I was getting root canal work and the dentist put chemical in to kill the nerve. Went back a few days later, he started drilling into the tooth without anaesthetic. Nerve was still alive.

    Nearly punched the ****!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 31, 2011
  9. Tina_old

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    Glabber's a Glasgow word. I just added the end bit.
     
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  10. eddieveeee

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    head pain from cia mind control device <ok>
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Too funny, men saying toothache is the worst pain they've experienced.

    Shower of pussies.

    <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 31, 2011
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 31, 2011
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Injection to the nads. Only lasts a second, but still.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 31, 2011
  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The worst pain you ever felt was when you got your foreskin caught in your zipper <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 31, 2011
  15. Sam Axe

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    Tag - eddieveeee's tinfoil hat
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    No-one will ever beat this one.

    Pissin maself and not an age thing either.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 31, 2011
  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    snapping of the banjo string.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Done that. Sore and lots of blood, but nowhere near as painful as an abcess.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 31, 2011
  19. Sam Axe

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    Boo hoo, all the girls crying over a little tooth ache. Try taking an O'Neills ball in full flight to the nads and you will know what pain is
     
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  20. The Dandy Highwayman

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    The pain of rejection. <wah>
     
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