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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by brb, Aug 3, 2018.

  1. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    I was agreeing with you, you soft headed pope hating cnut.
    His Profile says joined 17 January 2018.
    Let me guess ..... you feckers in charge have borked the system and its spouting bolocks.
     
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  2. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Just to be clear ...

    You're all Pricks
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I joined before the date showing on your profile lol
     
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  4. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Do you want borrow one
     
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  5. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Like you ... No thanks, I have no need for a useless flaccid prick .
     
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  6. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    You already having one that’s understandable.
     
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  7. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    It's enough to stretch your already prolapsed anus ...
     
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  8. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Is this the best you got?
    **** me your patter is push...
     
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  9. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    *Pish




    Good comeback by the way .
     
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  10. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Are you hitting on me you dirty bastard.
     
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  11. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was obvious ...fancy a bum session?
     
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  12. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Let me think about it...
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ^^^^^^Who the **** let all these fannies in?

    Better aff wae the Chinkies tbh.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Bucks was in the exclusive whatsapp group and gives out likes like Grove gives out sweets at play group. Bucks is sound.

    Close the thread.
     
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  15. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I like bucks
     
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  16. brb

    brb CR250

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    Bucks early morning massacre on 17 Chinese invaders, this man is fooking ruthless.
     
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  17. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Chinese spam

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Interesting facts about Chinese spam:

    Chinese spam is 1% pork, 12% water, 17% salt, and 70% soot
    Because Chinese spam is routinely vulcanised, it can be used as flooring in playgrounds and other areas of high-intensity footfall
    In ancient Gaelic, Chinese spam translates as phlegmatic cock handler
    107-year-old Jack Fingringhoe of Headcorn, Kent, puts his incredible longevity down to 'noshing on Chinese spam three times a day'
    Luminaries such as Sean Connery, Michelle McManus and Michael Le Vell have appeared in Chinese spam commercials
     
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  19. Tdot

    Tdot Well-Known Member

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    Mmmmmmm...Chinese soot
     
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  20. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Buckie takes no prisoners. ****'s been running GC and the WhatsApp Crew from day one.

    Deals a lot of cocaine too.
     
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