Ye canny whack it. With oatcakes and beetroot. The perfect lunch. And you don't have to flavour the pasta either.
What the **** would you know ya ****in' 9 fingered jakey. Awa and ****e on a sofa, it's what you're good at. Knob.
I have oatcakes with mince n tatties if there's nae dumplings goin' Anybody else see the BBC2 baking pish last night with the segment about rowies (although, they only called them by their heathen term, butteries)