Oi! My phone replaces the newspapers you oldies read so I have a look through the news of a morning and check in with you lot. Just charging it for the day and I'm off out.
Bet all week you've been banging on about how this bug is spreading thru the family & today you ring up & weakly moan "it's my turn" Bollocks you're just after a long weekend
A nice large turd gives you that nice "ahhhh my bowels can now relax" feeling... A feeling of euphoria and all is right with the world. Diarrhea just makes you feel crappy afterwards. Large turds win... Hands (or pants) down.
Actually had a quality drop off this morning this feeling shocking. Not been sick and had runs yet, just stomach cramps and gagging.
still remember loudly pronouncing i was going to be off sick one monday (think there was some sport on) now obviously i was joking but when i woke up on the said Monday dear God i felt dreadful. Just because of all the bullshit i had been chatting i felt obliged to go in even though i was no fit state to think clearly never mind work. They ended up sending me home as i was wearing a coat whilst shivering madly in the middle of summer . Got home went to bed missed the game
I don't know... Maybe. Youngest had upset stomach Monday and Tuesday. Wednesday I came home just after lunch because middle kid was throwing up on everything... I myself had diarrhea 3 times that afternoon. Thought I was better... Thursday... Came back to work Thurs morning and had terrible stomach pains again.. diarrhea... Etc... So went home to not get anyone else sick. Was fine by afternoon... Today back at work... Diarrhea again. I'm beginning to think I'm not sick after all. I bought a pack of mentos Wednesday at lunch. I haven't had mentos in years. I think the mentos are making me poop. You know the experiment where people drop mentos into a bottle of diet Coke... I haven't had diet Coke... But I think the mentos are doing something similar in my bowels. I probably would have put two and two together sooner if kids weren't sick but assumed I had what they had. This means I took a sickday because of mentos. Mentos... The poop maker.
