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  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Because fur is softer on the genitalia? <whistle>
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Nothing twatish about getting emotional over a loved companion !
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Nope . Don't agree :)
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Dogs have masters..

    Cats have staff....
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I don't mind admitting that my cat ****ing rules me. Little **** takes swipes at me from the kitchen table if she hasn't been fed in a timely manner. And if you still ignore her, she'll then climb up the dresser and knock **** off onto the floor.

    ****.
     
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  6. NSIS

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    Mine used to savage your leg <laugh>
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Little ****ers aren't they <laugh>

    Don't get me wrong, I love my cat. But our relationship is one that is basically based on domestic violence.
     
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  8. Number 1 Jasper

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    Your cat used to Savage Piskies leg :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Yeah , fair comment <laugh>
     
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  10. Sweats

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    Excellent names for cats. My old cat was called Steve.
     
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    Since we got the pup my Tom cat comes in asks to be fed, eats , looks at us as if to say "a dog wtf were you thinking" and goes back out again. Don't think he's spent more than a few hours in the house since
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    You gotta love cats...they don't give a ****
     
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    It’s amazing how the little ****ers get away with it. You know that they couldn’t give a **** about you really, they’re only interested in their food source, or using you as a source of body warmth.
     
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    Binge watched first two seasons of Narcos in past couple days. Decent.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    I have to adjust my sleeping posture to accommodate them on the foot of the bed or they will get revenge by running around the house at 4am like they are possessed demanding to be let out..at least they give me an option.
     
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  16. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    My lad is always telling me to watch that...Luke Cage is another one he's pushing onto me.

    Need to watch them
     
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    Watched both seasons of luke cage, and Daredevil, Jessica jones, iron fist, the defenders etc

    Daredevil is by far the best I'm. Luke cage drags, as does JJ and iron fist pissed me off
     
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    Ozark is the best thing I’ve seen on Netflicks. That and Narcos.
     
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    If they don't give a stuff , how come when Mrs J is on a day off and Toby is on her lap .

    When I come home , he jumps down to greet me ?

    Go on ..answer that :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Narcos is Brilliant .
     
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