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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Picking this little bundle of cute stuff up in a couple of weeks.

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    Wonderfull , simply wonderfull :)
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thanks mate, she's a little beauty. My daughter is fizzing with excitement about getting here and it will great for her to grow up with this dog. Miss my old dogs terribly and not having a dog in our lives just didn't seem right. She's going to be well loved and given a brilliant doggy life down here in the sticks <ok>
     
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  4. Stan

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    Beautiful. Hope he stays like that. Our second dog was unbelievably cute as a puppy. Looks like a ****ing tramp now.
     
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    I’d get rid of the wife before him
     
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    Yours is lovely , I was talking about the disabled lad and puppy :)
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Yeah that's something special right there.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I WhatsApp them to my work phone and post from there. Or vice versa.

    Bit of a faff but works.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Sat on a ship drinking a pint of 1664.

    It's ****, fair play. Looking forward to the proper stuff tomorrow.
     
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  12. Stan

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    They just know. It’s incredible.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not from my phone no.
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Well my hound is in her last legs. Had to order tramadol for her today. Her hips and back leg are ****ed.

    She’s still wagging her tail and hobbling about mind. Walked into my kitchen this morning and she is covered in her own **** lay in it. Soon as I walk in she’s up and wagging her tail.

    Like a twat was in tears whilst on the phone to my vet ordering the tramodol today.
     
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    Look at her the twat.
     
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    It’s heartbreaking bruv. We didn’t have pets when we were young as my old man hates animals as much as he hates people. I was surprised at how much I fell in love with the cats we got when I moved in with the missus. They’ve since gone and I was broken. Haven’t yet had to say goodbye to the dog but I know it’ll be tough. Best wishes.
     
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    I try not to think about it. I rescued her. She’s been used as a fighting dog then bred. She’s ace. Slept at the bottom of my bed til a year ago when she started sharting. She now ****s in her sleep.. She’s been with me through numerous breakups. One bird wanted to marry me. She was loaded, family minted. She said your dog will have to sleep outside. I promptly told her to **** off and kept the beast.
     
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    We rescued our first cats. We went to the rescue place and all the cages were full. There were two cats in the corridor and we asked why they didn’t have a cage, the answer was because they’d just arrived and as they were 5 years old nobody wanted them. One of them was mental as the **** who’d “owned” them previously (you can’t actually own a cat, nature doesn’t allow it) had scared the bejeesus out of him to the point that he was scared of absolutely everything. We asked what would happen to them if no one adopted them and the answer meant we obviously had to take them home. Malcolm and Rodney. Epic cats.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just came off the phone with my ex ex, telling me how her sister (the one I shagged) just had a baby, and also how happy she is being a new born lesbian


    Females be cray
    <laugh>
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    They fukt up fam

    Mental bitches
     
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