Eddie was right nobody went to the moon

it’s tuna!

 

Wid ye fillet?

 

I had salmon tonight as it happens.

 

I hate salmon. Horrible tasting fish when it's cooked. S'ok raw smoked.

Anybody that says they like salmon when it's cooked is a ****in bald faced liar. "Oh, it's salmon, I better say this ****e tastes nice."

Don't get me started on salmon

...but I already did.

 

**** up ...salmon cooked is tasty as **** ... Steamed with lemon

Great Inna curry as well

 

What’s that cured salmon called? ****in lovely stuff. Swedish or summat iirc

 

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You watched the opening ceremony for the super collider in Cern ... Satanic

 

**** up.

Trout, bream, sole, monkfish are far superior. Even haddock, cod, the humble whiting, and basa taste better than cooked salmon.

Salmon is for ****wits who have been trained to think it's stinking taste is some kind of culinary treat. "It's so ****e it must be good". Naw, it's just ****e.

 

Herring.

 

shut the **** up ...

 

No it’s Gravlax

Outstanding stuff

Get involved folks.

 

That's fine but eyesight not great.

 

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Christ you are one thick ****y ****. Try reading and thinking you cretinous ****in brainwashed xenophobic racist tit.

 

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Dumbass doesn't know how to use a comma. Dumbass.

 

I have many a time. In the school in 1st year science we would rub some plastic rod or something and it would attract the negative or positive ions in the water coming out the tap. It was something like that anyway. Here is a helpful video to show you what I mean. *disclaimer* not actual footage from my school but has the same results.