I know ... you could buy the whole Celtic squad for that and still have enough change for some nice gingham skirts ... football at the top table eh?
Straight back onto the "highly original" kilt patter again, ****'s sake m6, you should consider a career in stand up.
It seems the only person on here who thinks you are funny is you and that seems to be enough for you to be fair. Porridge Skirts Deep fried mars bars Glasgow slums etc etc ad nauseum If you think I've not heard or read this ****e a million times you are even dumber than everyone here seems to think you are.