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Striker Checklist .. let's start ticking them off

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by gotcoffee, Aug 31, 2011.

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  1. Samuel L Ameobi

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    Were gonna end up with Samaras. i just bloody know it.
     
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    Samuel L Ameobi, Aug 31, 2011
  2. Santons pizzeria

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    Phew. Where did you hear that?
     
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  3. Sanchin0

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    Sean, PUFC fan, via text: "A £2.5m offer for George Boyd has been accepted by Peterborough United from a Premier League club, he left training early this morning!!"

    <whistle>
     
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  4. Dimi

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    ...Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".



    Let me know if I can help further!!!
     
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    Dimi, Aug 31, 2011
  5. gotcoffee

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    Was almost ok with that .. but he's not a striker .. so not going on the list
     
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    gotcoffee, Aug 31, 2011
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    You sir are a god amongst men
     
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    Von_Schnapps, Aug 31, 2011
  7. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    all over twitter, links to various websites
     
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    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat, Aug 31, 2011
  8. gotcoffee

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    Thanks for that Brick Top ... <ok>
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Just stick it in a seat at the SOS, they won't even notice it.
     
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  10. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    nicola jelevic for 7m should be next
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Aug 31, 2011

  11. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    **** no cisse
     
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    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat, Aug 31, 2011
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    Very unlikely we will get PDC. SSN
     
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    Travelsick07, Aug 31, 2011
  13. Dimi

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    <ok> No problems, I can advise on all 'ganster' related problems*








    *aslong as they have been featured in Snatch and or Lock Stock, otherwise you may need to find a 'real' ganster
     
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  14. gotcoffee

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    Oddly a few posts up on twitter for this chap .. is that you guys messing with peoples heads .. if so our good friend and all round reliable journo cwarr07 has just reported that there is categorically no interest in Gignac at all .... so game on .. could happen <ok>
     
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  15. Grem1983

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    Reports coming out of France that he is in England now, being loaned to club most likely Newcastle!
     
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    Grem1983, Aug 31, 2011
  16. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    The more this drags on the more i think we will get nowt
     
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    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat, Aug 31, 2011
  17. gotcoffee

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    Good enough for me .. adding ...

    Is that just twitter nonsense or do you have any decent links?
     
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    gotcoffee, Aug 31, 2011
  18. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    id cream on my gran if we got ginac
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Aug 31, 2011
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    i feel a sibierski style signing.
     
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    Mark, Aug 31, 2011
  20. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    We are not linked. Everton, Blackburn and Fulham are.
     
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