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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I was enjoying listening to a radio station I found on my DAB digital radio in my new car. Rocksport radio it's called. A heady mix of rock and sport from a station based in west central Scotland. It seemed fine.

    Then they played If I was by that wee **** Midge Ure.

    That's not rock you cùnts!

    Why can't they just be what they say they are? Like Ronseal!

    Life just a series of disappointments these days.
     
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  2. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Empathatic response
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Union Jack radio for this loyalist.
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ER :emoticon-0152-heart Midge Ure
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I tried listening to that station yesterday but the woman's voice was annoying as **** so I had to change to Absolute Rock. Every sentence she uttered sounded like a question??

    Also, the sound kept going up and down as if the daft bint was fiddling with the controls when the music was playing.

    Absolute Rock is pretty ****e too, mind. I usually listen to it until the inevitable Nirvana song comes on then it's a quick change to another station.
     
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  6. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ps If I were

    Someone had to say it.
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    Planet Rock for this head banging citizen or if the signal is poor it's Absolute Classic Rock. Only downside is that after a few days or weekends of listening to it all the time you get to know what to expect within each hour.

    Def Leppard
    Thin Lizzy
    Dire Straits
    Tom Petty
    Journey
    Bryan Adams
    U2
    Bon Jovi
    Bruce Springsteen
    etc etc

    All well and good but at least on Planet Rock you get some more modern stuff thrown in and if they go heavy it is something a bit more hairy than Judas Priest.

    And another thing, I thought DAB was meant to be the bees knees and you could get any station no matter where you were. Guess I fell for that one.
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Any station that plays Bon Jovi is for the watching (or not listening too, anyway).
     
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  9. pineappleupsidedown

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    Listening to the radio is for ****s n *****s
     
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  10. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Where is *****s? One of the Greek islands? And why is it fool of ****s?

    Asking for a friend (YerMaw)
     
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  11. Tina.

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    Absolute radio. It has something like 8 different channels, 60’s to now plus rock and some others.

    It’s what champions listen to.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    I'm surprised you get a look in at your house, I assumed it was permanently tuned to Gaydio or Showtunes FM.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Gaydio?

    Who knew?

    Gays I suppose.

    Eh Grove?
     
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  14. Strange Nipples ST

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    What kind of music is it on Gaydio? It's Raining Men and YMCA on a 24 hour loop?

    @ tina's son
     
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  15. pineappleupsidedown

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    It's near lesbos
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ classic pud <laugh><laugh><laugh> pmsl
     
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    GC's answer to Jimmy Cricket.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Midge Ure was in Thin Lizzy and Ultravox, that's pretty rocky?
     
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  19. Tina.

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    Fûck off cûnts.
     
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  20. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    And, with the addition of two letters, a description of you :

    Ure a midget .
     
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