George Bush is being giving his daily briefing, he is told that yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That"s terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally he looks up with a devastaded expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
I think they should bring back hanging, and we should be able to watch it live on TV. They could call it The Noose at 10!