Match Day Thread Proper football is almost here! PRESEASON TIME!

Utd ran out of steam due to time in preseason.... is what those ****s will claim.

 

So you are ****. Just say that then. Dressing it up is pointless

 

One time I googled -Asian nurse boobs- (it was for a friend) and Viola. I’m unaware of her actual name. Maybe Kim.

 

It was a pre season game that meant nothing in the long run which is why I found it strange that Jose was banging on about it, mind games? Bit early for that imo. He seems more pissed off than usual and it's throwing **** around like a rabid monkey and some of it is going to stick.
He's alienated Martial completely instead of getting a young lad up to speed, Rashford is on the verge of the same and will soon be pissed off sitting on the bench. His relationship with Pogba seems strained as well.
The 3 year thing is probably nonsense but a bad start and fans will have had enough of him.

 

I think Mou has hit menopause with all the emotional up and downs and the diminishing of his understanding of modern football and stuff in general.

 

if it's mind games it's backfired spectacularly.

Never beaten then in klopp s time... oops.

money spent. net spent by Utd is 3x lfc. oops.

deigo trying the kick it to fast lad routine... while Utd goofed it at Sanchez... embaressing.

then after mourinho attacks martial who's going if anyone bids silly money... not he is going for 50mil. oops.

like..... it's self harm at this point.

 

His own ego and his narcissistic opinions have more importance than the team. I used to like him, he deflected from the team onto others. Now he just deflects from himself onto others but especially onto the team. I bet Pogba can’t wait to join up with them!

 

I've never bought into the José "deliberate mind games" thing. There's nothing clever or calculated in it at all in my opinion. He's just a man-child who can't help talking all the time. And when things don't go his way he whinges.

 

imo the English press became so enamoured with the image of the exotic looking well dressed man who three his cl media away that they bent over and took his arrogance right up their ****pipes.

that didn't wear off even when sacked.

but in Italy, it was a different story, yes he won't the treble but the team was there when he walked in and he let it age out.plus he was unopposed domestically at the time. Mancini had them close but his unorganized ways prob held them back.

but the media In Italy HATED him. he didn't last long

the real... the snideness, the cheating... he got exposed there and the sheen when he came back to England imo was gone.

since then it's been a spiral. Every time he opens his mouth he sounds worse.

sacked at Chelsea, primarily for losing the players like hazard.

frankly Utd are going to have to suck it up now for a year but if the wheels come off and he doesn't get his 5 players he will turn on utds hierarchy.

I'd rather build a club the hard way and get nowhere than hire this clown in for short term success as what he is leaving behind is not pretty.

Shaw.... extremely fit but not wanted. rumours out of club of bad attitude but to support mourinho.

rashford. getting annoyed at comments.

martial. big hope. massive pace. being pushed out the door.

Pogba. talking up pay constantly.

Sanchez on as much money as Ronaldo and Messi... Wow.

 

good, **** em horrible ****ing club.

 

anyway now we have out played both manc clubs I think it's safe to say the excuses are out early.


for us I feel as though out preseason will only start now.

next game is Dublin and Napoli.

team is likely to take shape here imo as really the first game where we can put together the team for west ham more or less.


Allison to start.
right back quandary.. it's fascinating now.
vvd will 100%
klavan at cb or gomez?
Robertson?
fabinho will have to play
Keita should we all hope after a week.
who will 3rd cm be? Milner?
mane
Salah
will klopp finally put sturridge in with them? or will he put shaqiri in?

 

Do you walk the streets naked?

 

hope he puts shaqiri in( match fitness), its going to happen if sturridge plays he gets a convenient injury in time for start of season.

 

Pogba is going to have a groin injury. Invited Farrah Abraham to his party in California .... that or his dick will drop off.

 

Who's that now?

 

Some chick who got pregnant at 15, made a tv show and now takes it up the arse to prevent future mistakes

 

It seems as though he has been reading Caesar's memoirs and is trying to win by divide and conquer, but idiot is only dividing his dressing room.

 

Mourinho is looking at the squad's of Citeh and Liverpool and knows MU are ****ed as far as a title challenge is concerned.

Just read ticket prices started at £58 for that game ..............over 100,000 in the stadium