Striker Checklist .. let's start ticking them off

Off the top of my head, and after a quick poke around this morning, a list below of strikers we've been linked to in one way or another .. when rock solid info is in they can be checked off until we have one of them or some other random Carr find arrives under the radar ...

In no particular order ...

Modibo Maiga NOPE
Papiss Demba Cisse NOPE
Nolan Roux NOPE
Nicolas Bendtner NOPE
Carlton Cole NOPE
Marvin Ogunjimi NOPE
Mauro Zarate NOPE
Peter Crouch NOPE
Jermain Defoe NOPE
Roman Pavlyuchenko NOPE
Federico Macheda NOPE
Daniel Sturridge NOPE
Welliton NOPE
Mevlut Erding NOPE
David N'Gog NOPE
Marouane Chamakh NOPE
Dimitar Berbatov NOPE
Jelle Vossen NOPE
Craig Bellamy NOPE
Jermain Beckford NOPE
Mame Biram Diouf NOPE
Andy Carroll NOPE
Kevin Doyle NOPE
Sergio Floccari NOPE
Andrea Caracciolo NOPE
Rozzazinho (for nostalgia purposes only) NOPE
[NEW] Andre Pierre Gignac NOPE
[NEW] Salomon Rondon NOPE
[NEW] Mario Balotelli NOPE
[NEW] Leon 'one punch' Clarke NOPE
[NEW] Nikica Jelavić NOPE
[NEW] Robert Beric NOPE
No striker at all YES

If there's anyone you would like added .. fire away, possible* prize for anyone who correctly guesses the signing first ...



* Terms and conditions apply, OP may change the rules completely at any given opportunity. Prize will have no value whatsoever and may only constitute a "well done, that was lucky" statement posted in a thread entry for others to see.

 

love this

 

Surely OverseasTOON's scary obsession with Jelle Vossen doesn't count as a link?

 

Modibo Maiga -.-
Papiss Demba Cisse -.-
Nolan Roux -.-
Nicolas Bendtner -.- Gone to stoke?
Carlton Cole -.-
Marvin Ogunjimi -.-
Mauro Zarate -.-
Peter Crouch -.-
Jermain Defoe -.-
Roman Pavlyuchenko -.-
Federico Macheda -.-
Daniel Sturridge -.-
Welliton -.-
Mevlut Erding -.- Staying at PSG
David N'Gog -.-
Marouane Chamakh -.-
Dimitar Berbatov -.-
Jelle Vossen -.-
Craig Bellamy -.-
Jermain Beckford -.-
Mame Biram Diouf -.-
Andy Carroll -.-
Kevin Doyle -.-
Sergio Floccari -.-
Andrea Caracciolo -.-

 

You missed of Rozzazinho

 

Id take Andy Carroll for the comedy factor

 

Think you may have missed one - no striker signed!!

 

I can't stand to see a man cry .. it had to be listed for sentimental reasons

 

I'll add that right now .. that's your guess locked in Ulvers .. no changing your mind ...

 

Quietly confident on that one!!!

 

Is Bendtner to Stoke confirmed?

 

not quite, close though i think

 

Macheda signing on loan anyway today isnt he ?

Chamakh for me , absolute class act would be an awesome No 9 for us

 

Maiga isn't joining us apparently. This is according to the Sochaux chairman. Back to the drawing board.

 

*cocks shotgun*

 

Nothing funny about that guess GRB .. there's a lot at stake (edit:see disclaimer), I hope you've chosen wisely ..

 

dont know to much about Macheda signing on loan, think that is a last ditch thing if we cant get anyone.

would anyone still wanna get bridge on loan and but santon at RB, i would.

 

Is this 100% .. do I make the edit ruling him out?

 

I stand by my obses... erm, belief that he'll be signed.

It's one of those under the radar, hush-hush, not letting the cat out of the bag type deals.

EDIT: I'm 'working' from home today but I can see from my vantage point that Vossen is still in Genk, having a cup of coffee and reading the papers. Must be waiting for his taxi to the airport. I know the plane ticket I bought for him arrived as I delivered it personally.

P.S. How do you get rid of a corpse? The postman I abducted yesterday that is hidden in the bushes with me is starting to smell.

 

Bridge ?? .. not sure he's suitable for up front .. but if that's your guess ..