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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Well this is confusing
     
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  3. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Does Thursday count as the weekend? Met ma wee cousin yesterday; tonsabourbon, oot again to the Edinburgh Cafe Bar posh boozers for a few eyeopeners!

    Then doon to Leith for plenty mair o' Kentucky and Tennessee's finest then the local Gentleman's Club to empty oot ma hee-haws!

    Saturday; mair o' the same!

    When does the Bundesliga start caus me dough is runnin' oot!
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Will you and your cousin have one brass each or are you planning on tag teaming the same burd?
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ye can jist imagine the keys on your laptop sticking like fùck while you typed that ya sex pest.:emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Not using a laptop but thanks anyway. How are you doing Aldo? Have the thunderstorms started up in Scottyland yet?
     
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  7. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    ****ING GREAT FRED Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss
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    Out to a party tonight (non swinging)

    Bit of work round the hoose Sat day, then out for a meal and a few drinks.

    Sun, Church Lunch Pub as per.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Much better than Smelly Mick's int it mate.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nup. We call English storms "a wee bit damp" up here m7
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ffs this is plagiarism at it's worst.
     
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  11. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Still pished; ma wee cousin's husband went to to the same posh school as me! So no, we didnae share the same sugar frostie! She went home at a reasonable hour and I have been on the randan for a couple of days.

    In case you are interested the hookers have been just peachy and, yes, I will be back!
     
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    09.51; time for the rubadub!

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    Too bad I'm stuck in Auld Reekie!
     
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