Off today playing golf at 10.30 and probably go on the piss,Croke Park tomorrow for the semi and more drink, Sunday dribbling mess on the couch. PS No BBQ.
Outlaws are taking our kids away for the weekend so me and the missus are going to be shacked up in a hotel doing what all parents in our situation would do i.e. watch tv eating snacks and have an early night followed by a lie-in and decent Full English on Sunday. Be warned, I shall be somewhere on the South Coast with my mirror shades on busy muttering pleasantries to Mrs Grove as she chatters away about stuff I don't care about and the whole time looking at tits and fanny. This is the summer of teens in tiny shorts so I am hoping for glimpses of arse cheeks hanging out the bottom of the cut-downs and lots of tight vest tops. The more chav looking the better.
Got fed up waiting for Gas so here's that photo of Tina you've all been waiting for... please log in to view this image
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/aldi-launches-home-delivery-service-12983866 That's my weekend sorted(again) #helptheMick
Day aff for this lazy bastard. Telt Mrs Dev I was working form home so I don't have to do anything around the house.
Bonus weekend ... Just been paid my bonus , so out tomorrow afternoon with Mrs <prosecconscran> and then tomorrow night with a few mates <Gearoclock>
Apologies Mick didn't see this fred buried under all the spam. Already posted on Aldos magnificent fred and can't be ****ed to type the same fing again. I like spam
FTFY Bit of a student/pikey thing but spam and beans on toast is mint. Chop the spam into cubes and brown it off a bit with no oil (enough fat in the meat not to need any extra) and slow cook the beans so that they aren't like bullets. Spam fritters are also the mutts but you don't tend to find them that often.
